Fallout: Exodus: The Road to Funk

Today we realized that no one was getting to Tobuscus’s house with out some help. So we convinced Swank, the head of the Chairmen, to give up his Donkey show Donkey. Thus we liberated Kelly from a lifetime of sexual abuse, and also gave Camel, the group’s prostitute, her spiked collar.

The first thing we came across was a run down gas station with a very angry lizard inside. It’s okay, he’s to dead to be angry anymore.

Convincing Kelly we were not going to rape her, we then went forward to see Tobuscus’s place, but ran into Danney, Joey, and Jesse. They were three very special raiders with a very special message about being true to yourself. Camel also talked them out of their hand gun, sniper rifle, and laser pistol.

After that we moved past a Yaoi Guai all sneaky like.

Once we arrived at Tobucsus’s house, he told us his real name is Toby, and that he needed us to kill “the clicky murder death creatures” that were keeping him from his tool box. During this adventure we killed 3 pesky rad-roaches that were eating some old moldy cardboard. Then we discovered that the threat facing Toby was in fact 3 mirelurks. Unfortunately Camel’s gun discharged prematurely and nearly killed Rosa (the ex raider) while we were fighting off the last Mirelurk. The last Mirelurk, killed off by a swift punch by Thad of the Chairmen, we returned to Toby for our reward of 100 caps each and some rad-x.

Toby then told us that we were worthy enough to complete three tasks for him:
1. get the moose head from Col Moore in the NCR’s offices, Col Moore is a cutie.
2. get the computer chip from his Caterpillar house, it’s in the back of the house, look out for mines.
3. get the green box from Blunder Griffin Paper Company, look for Pam’s desk.

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